The Great Avian War;a Chronicling
Wouldst thou deny thyself a glorified handjob from a howler monkey whilst reciting the alphabet backwards through a garden hose? How about the ever fruitless attempt at a Chinese-style back-slap with a half twist? Then why deny yourself the pleasure of wasting more of your useless life by reading this shit? Read the damn story!
And to our returning readers, please be sure to check out the new additions to The Aged & Youthed Prophecies (the actual story), and Buttered Toast sections. If you'll notice, there is now a picture at the start of every chapter, so there should be less confusion about chapter changes (because no one likes a premature exchange of syllables!). If you would like anything added to the book, or just want to comment on what a horrible load of bovine waste it is, please feel free to leave your soon-to-be ignored comments on the Buttered Toast section. I may enjoy laughing at your expense.
You may notice the above picture? If not then open your fucking eyes! It's the official symbol of the Avian Flu Clan. The image in the center of the turkey and the rooster facing opposite directions symbolizes that while the clan itself is united, it is divided into two sections: The Turkeys and Thuh Chickenz. The clan motto, "We Go Both Ways" backs that shit up! Finally, the coral snake pattern symbolizes that even though we are a small clan, just like the coral snake, we are still dangerous to fuck with, as it were!
Good news! We are nearing the end of the first book, The Great Avian War;a Chronicling. I've made a few minor adjustments to the story that has been written so far. We've only got a few chapters left to write, and the great battle is set to commence! I'm looking forward to destroying this book so I can start writing the second one, The Great Avian War;a Redundency. I've already got several ideas for this book! Now that my college class is finally over, I can devote more time to finishing this monstrosity and proceed with filling your minds with unnecessary shit.
Please listen below to the official theme song of the Avian Flu Clan: "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen!
