Home page of "The Great Avian War" book trilogy,
a series to be written by CrazyTurkey (with some additions from TurboRooster)
8 Mar 12: Greetings all you disloyal viewers! CrazyTurkey here, this time providing a brief synopsis of "The Great Avian War;a Chronicling". As you may already know, this book is best visually consumed while not under the influence of mind-numbing tranquilizers, parasitic organisms, or while operating heavy machinery (sedans do not fall under this category). Here goes:
"The Great Avian War;a Chronicling" - The 1st of 3 books to be written, this is an alternate-futuristic comedy set in the late 5000's and beyond, in a time where humanity has taken a backseat and much of the world is ruled by animals, this is a story about the war between Thuh Chickenz (led by their demented cyborg tyrant, TurboRooster) and Turkeykind (with their idiotic frontrunner, CrazyTurkey)...and for some reason, Snuggle the fabric softener bear. This book chronicles the misadventures of these strange characters, in their seemingly never-ending struggle against one another. It also contains a variety of other expendable characters, many of whom lead deeply troubled lives. You will learn there are also creatures with great powers that cannot be defeated by mortal means...or can they? Narrated by an unseen being, this story will test your patience for sheer stupidity. Split into sections comparable to the Old and New Testaments of the Bible, the Aged and Youthed (with emphasis on the -ed sound at the ends) Prophecies contain the meat of this first book. The Unfinded Prophecies are chapters written some time after Chapter 5, labeled Chapter X, these lost-and-found texts fall between the Aged and Youthed Prophecies. Comes complete with a dictionary *The Wildebeest of Inutile Erudition* for some of the words associated with this book.
5 Mar 12: Alright, as some of you may have noticed, I gave this site a bit of an overhaul. I have changed the design (for what that's worth), and have redone the tabs. From this point forward, you can now find the 1st book under the tab 'The Great Avian War;a Chronicling'. There are only 4 more chapters left to write and this book will be done - so exciting! Also, you can see the titles for the 2nd & 3rd books have been set, and I will start on their storylines as soon as TGAW;aC has concluded. I have grouped up the blog & random shit (Buttered Toast & Chicken Scratch) as well as the clan pages (Avian Flu Clan & Team Hanta Virus) to their tabs as well. Hope you like the changes, I tried to make this site a little more user friendly and sensible (since we all know the damn story is not any of that!). Thanks for reading, and enjoy!
23 Feb 12: To add a sense of clarity, I will explain the specific areas in the website. They are as follows:
The Great Avian War;a Chronicling
- The Aged Prophecy - The first half of the story (TGAW;aC)
- The Unfinded Prophecies - Lost texts of TGAW;aC that have been recovered
- The Youthed Prophecy - The second half of the story (TGAW;aC)
- The Wildebeest of Inutile Erudition - Dictionary for TGAW;aC
The Great Avian War;a Redundancy (In progress)
The Great Avian War;a Second Coming Twice (In progress)
Blog & Stuff
- Buttered Toast - My blog
- Chicken Scratch - Random shit from random people
Clan Pages
- Avian Flu - Official page of the Avian Flu Clan
- Hanta Virus - Official page of Team Hanta Virus
Much, much older shit:
You may notice the above picture? If not then open your fucking eyes! It's the official symbol of the Avian Flu Clan. The image in the center of the turkey and the rooster facing opposite directions symbolizes that while the clan itself is united, it is divided into two sections: The Turkeys and Thuh Chickenz. The clan motto, "We Go Both Ways" backs that shit up! Finally, the coral snake pattern symbolizes that even though we are a small clan, just like the coral snake, we are still dangerous to fuck with, as it were!
Please listen below to the official theme song of the Avian Flu Clan: "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen!
