Home page of "The Great Avian War" book trilogy,
a series to be written by CrazyTurkey (with some additions from TurboRooster)
12 Aug 12: CrazyTurkey here again, bringing you news about the upcoming book in progress - The Great Avian War;a Redundancy. This is to be the 2nd installment in our trilogy, and it will be interesting to say the most. Our heroes, fresh off their victory over Sven and the Nameless' armies, will once again be pitted against each other...and more! TGAW;aR will be comprised entirely of movie spoofs, and each section (formerly Prophecies) will be that particular "movie". The first of these spoofs you can already find on the drop-down tab under TGAW;aR's tab - Bears on a Submarine - will be the first in line. Each "movie" will have chapters and verses just like the last book, there will just be a lot more sections now that we have transitioned from Aged/Youthed Prophecies to titles. The total word count from TGAW;aC is 81,453, so that means we will have to work even harder to make this next one better than the last! My goal is to reach 100K words total, so we'll do what we can to make that happen. Also for this book, I will be getting some more assistance from TurboRooster (and mayhaps a few others) for stories, so that way I'm not having to write all of it myself and taking another fucking 5-6 years. I do have several great ideas for stories, to include parodies for Underworld, Jurassic Park, The Hindenburg, and more. Stay tuned, and thanks for reading!
5 Aug 12: Finally, finally, finally! The book that has been in the making for over 5 years now has at last been completed and posted to the website. It has been a ride to say the most, but well worth it. I'm proud of how it turned out, and hope that you all enjoy it as much as I do. Again, it has been a pleasure. Rejoice, for The Great Avian War;a Chronicling is done!
8 Mar 12: Greetings all you disloyal viewers! CrazyTurkey here, this time providing a brief synopsis of "The Great Avian War;a Chronicling". As you may already know, this book is best visually consumed while not under the influence of mind-numbing tranquilizers, parasitic organisms, or while operating heavy machinery (sedans do not fall under this category). Here goes:
"The Great Avian War;a Chronicling" - The 1st of 3 books to be written, this is an alternate-futuristic comedy set in the late 5000's and beyond, in a time where humanity has taken a backseat and much of the world is ruled by animals, this is a story about the war between Thuh Chickenz (led by their demented cyborg tyrant, TurboRooster) and Turkeykind (with their idiotic frontrunner, CrazyTurkey)...and for some reason, Snuggle the fabric softener bear. This book chronicles the misadventures of these strange characters, in their seemingly never-ending struggle against one another. It also contains a variety of other expendable characters, many of whom lead deeply troubled lives. You will learn there are also creatures with great powers that cannot be defeated by mortal means...or can they? Narrated by an unseen being, this story will test your patience for sheer stupidity. Split into sections comparable to the Old and New Testaments of the Bible, the Aged and Youthed (with emphasis on the -ed sound at the ends) Prophecies contain the meat of this first book. The Unfinded Prophecies are chapters written some time after Chapter 5, labeled Chapter X, these lost-and-found texts fall between the Aged and Youthed Prophecies. Comes complete with a dictionary *The Wildebeest of Inutile Erudition* for some of the words associated with this book.
23 Feb 12: To add a sense of clarity, I will explain the specific areas in the website. They are as follows:
The Great Avian War;a Chronicling
- The Aged Prophecy - The first half of the story (TGAW;aC)
- The Unfinded Prophecies - Lost texts of TGAW;aC that have been recovered
- The Youthed Prophecy - The second half of the story (TGAW;aC)
- The Wildebeest of Inutile Erudition - Dictionary for TGAW;aC
The Great Avian War;a Redundancy (In progress)
The Great Avian War;a Second Coming Twice (In progress)
Blog & Stuff
- Buttered Toast - My blog
- Chicken Scratch - Random shit from random people
- Avian Flu - Official page of the Avian Flu Clan
- Hanta Virus - Official page of Team Hanta Virus
Much, much older shit:
You may notice the above picture? If not then open your fucking eyes! It's the official symbol of the Avian Flu Clan. The image in the center of the turkey and the rooster facing opposite directions symbolizes that while the clan itself is united, it is divided into two sections: The Turkeys and Thuh Chickenz. The clan motto, "We Go Both Ways" backs that shit up! Finally, the coral snake pattern symbolizes that even though we are a small clan, just like the coral snake, we are still dangerous to fuck with, as it were!
Please listen below to the official theme song of the Avian Flu Clan: "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen!