Fri, 09 Mar 2012 23:14:51 -0800WeeblyWed, 22 Feb 2012 20:38:07 -0800http://www.greatavianwar.com/1/post/2012/02/p-p-p-p-p-p-power.htmlRedundancy, thy name is CrazyTurkey. I know, I've said this before, but this time I fucking mean it! I have just started finishing (Yeah, I said it. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?) Chapter 24 of TGAW;aC. A long time cumming, it has been, but I finally have the fucking motivation to do this. It's not like I'm getting paid for this shit, so deal with it! ]]>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:07:19 -0800http://www.greatavianwar.com/1/post/2010/07/i-was-spartacus-once.htmlGreetings once again, all you loyal (and unloyal) viewers! It has been quite a while since I updated the site, and I appreciate your patience (and your thoughtful hate mail. Some of you are so mean, it's sweet!) Just letting you all know I am still working on the book, I just got finished with my college class so I can devote more time to working on it. We are getting to the good stuff now, the final chapters are about to be set, with it all boiling down to one great battle. Who will come out on top? Will our heroes defeat the demented Swedish mad scientist, or will someone else intervene entirely? Can anyone stop the Nameless? All these questions and more will...possibly be answered. No promises jackasses! (:P)
*Keep reading the damn story!*]]>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:09:49 -0800http://www.greatavianwar.com/1/post/2009/06/ingurgitation.html     I have in my possession, and at your viewing discretion, a new postation of ocular masturbation. I speak of course of the newest addition to the website, the section which entails of my military gang, Team Hanta Virus (THV). I would of course ask that you view this and arm yourself with the useless knowledge it provides, benefiting you and yours naught but nonce. There will also be coming a special "Letter from the Editor" section, where I will be posting special shit that people around me apparently hold dear. Please be as discourteous as possible and refrain from saying hurtful things about the crap you read. Unless it's really funny. Or mean.

]]>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:19:56 -0800http://www.greatavianwar.com/1/post/2009/02/new-addition.htmlI'm happy to announce that we have added a new page to the site: The Wildebeest of Inutile Erudition! This is the dictionary for the story, so please visit it and arm yourself with the knowledge that you did not have previously. NEIN! DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRACHEN!

]]>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:10:22 -0800http://www.greatavianwar.com/1/post/2008/06/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit.html     Yea, tread not upon thine enemies, but let thine enemies tread upon thee! For when the Great Watermelon rises from the ocean depths and delivers the Seeds of Injustice to the wicked, thou shalt be spared.
     Delve not into the abyss of temptation, lest thee taste the bitter Rind of Banishment! The bitter sweet taste shall haunt thee for all eternity!
     If thou art humble and of good heart however, mayhaps you will be blessed enough to partake of the juicy Flesh of Redemption! Follow the Golden Rule: "Do unto thine self what thou would have another do unto (or for!) thee!"

]]>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:13:01 -0800http://www.greatavianwar.com/1/post/2008/03/first-post.html  Four score and ten hours ago, before Rooster and I were born unto this world, we began a perilous journey to create this world you see not before you, but behind you. When finally the thoughts we had not yet thought were wrought to paper, or in essence, murdered trees, we had begun the sacrificing of your virgin minds to our non-existant volcano god.

  And though the timer hath yet to tick down to zero, the bomb has already gone off inside your souls for having read the filth we have given you. For remember, there can be only none!

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