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                  Thuh Prophecy 03/22/2008
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                    Four score and ten hours ago, before Rooster and I were born unto this world, we began a perilous journey to create this world you see not before you, but behind you. When finally the thoughts we had not yet thought were wrought to paper, or in essence, murdered trees, we had begun the sacrificing of your virgin minds to our non-existant volcano god.

                    And though the timer hath yet to tick down to zero, the bomb has already gone off inside your souls for having read the filth we have given you. For remember, there can be only none!

                   


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                  kazuma733
                  04/28/2008 08:35

                  nice website i never thawt that i'd ever see knorth corea (k is silent) and iran working together. imean tha chic-ins (ironicly one word) and the turkies working together. at any rate youve alreaddy figurt oult thaht i have had typqos, wath yuove also viqurt yout that thy art knot and thy are words you dont know yet because your mind has not devolved enouf yet. ps; the ristwatch is inside my mind.

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                  kazuma733
                  04/28/2008 08:44

                  by tha way, you shoude falword this to twenty people or we will burn your bran (nutrishinal fact: brain maks exelent bran flaks!) from the insde out.

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                  nolefanz@bellsouth.net
                  07/15/2008 21:44

                  hey turkey its me open the fucking door dammit i have a load of shit that chock a fucking elephant o and love the story

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                  brandonsayshi
                  07/17/2008 14:51

                  hey wonderin if i can be part of the epidemic that is the avian flu clan

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                  x CrazyTurkey x link
                  07/17/2008 16:36

                  Ah, so thou wishest to partake of the fruits of the humble avian? Well then, thou must first lick the frozen pole of the abominable snowman who lives on Dreary Lane with Little Miss Muffet whose tuffet was covered in cuds and neigh by the Horse of the Apocalypse!!!
                  ......nolefanz, 2 questions: Who the hell are you, and how the hell did that goat get in here?!

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                  x CrazyTurkey x link
                  07/17/2008 21:39

                  brandon,

                  It doesn't matter to me, but TurboRooster is currently in charge of the clan since I have no XBOX Live connection yet, so you'd have to ask him about it. If you see his ass, tell him to GET THE FUCK ONLINE!!!

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                  Brandonsayshi
                  07/25/2008 09:25

                  I will and the nolefanz was me my bad i had to take a shit

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                  BrandonSaysHi
                  12/23/2008 19:38

                  Hey turkey hows life in asian town?

                  btw thanks for the acceptance onto your friends list.

                  I think Turbo is a dick he doesnt even respond to my hate mail anymore.

                  well im done ranting about random shit so ill leave you to your bsing cya.

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                  BrandonSaysHi
                  02/12/2009 14:41

                  Hey man hows it going being thousands of miles from civilization?(oh hes in korea? and hes on a computer? FAK DAMMIT) yea so whats up ive been online with the rooster playin cod waw. turns out hes not as much of a dick as i once thought. (yea he is.) well any way get online as soon as possible my friend and i shall show you what it means to be a nightmare for 2.(explanation: NightMare For 2 is my clan)

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                  The Boss
                  03/13/2009 20:10

                  Truly, without a doubt, unequivocably and irrefutably, this is the weirdest and most hilariously insane writing I have ever lost neural function reading.

                  To quote the classic 1995 Film Billy Madison:

                  "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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                  x CrazyTurkey x link
                  03/15/2009 04:17

                  From the Vineyard of Repressed Cognizance come the Berries of Rememberance! Twas a fucking great movie. It's sad that neural cells don't come back after they die, it would be my greatest pleasure to kill someone's brain twice or even thrice! Of course you know this already, being a doctor and all.

                  And now to quote Season 2 of Chappelle's Show: Episode with the Internet being a real place - "Are you really a doctor?"
                  "Fuckin' right I'm a doctor!"

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                  BrandonSaysHi
                  06/19/2009 08:59

                  My Xbox is still inder the plague of the dreaded RROD. It pains me so. but now i have a girlfriend that puts out so ill probly sell my xbox on eBay. the person who buys will have a nasty suprise.

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                  x CrazyTurkey x link
                  06/22/2009 04:53

                  So, from that statement I have taken that you would rather have sex: I repeat, have sex, than play XBOX? Boy, your views are more skewed than a Swedish Scientologist at Mass on Easter! You are obviously not the person I thought you were, and my respect for you has diminished drastically...like the I.Q. of a genius forced to watch nothing but Swedish daytime soap operas.

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