Ingurgitation 06/29/2009
 

     I have in my possession, and at your viewing discretion, a new postation of ocular masturbation. I speak of course of the newest addition to the website, the section which entails of my military gang, Team Hanta Virus (THV). I would of course ask that you view this and arm yourself with the useless knowledge it provides, benefiting you and yours naught but nonce. There will also be coming a special "Letter from the Editor" section, where I will be posting special shit that people around me apparently hold dear. Please be as discourteous as possible and refrain from saying hurtful things about the crap you read. Unless it's really funny. Or mean.

 


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King Carl of Sweden link
08/09/2009 10:42

Dear SPC Waller,

It is obvious that your hatred of Sweden goes deeper than a Korean whore at a Kimchi party. So let me set the record straight. Repent, Sinner, or I shall release the hounds of Hell! In Sweden the Hounds of Hell are commonly known as Abba. They will be all up in your barracks room 24/7, singing, dancing, and generally gayifying your entire life until you you wear your canary yellow 666 proud and are taking swedish meatballs chin deep on a daily basis.

Respectfully,
The King

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x CrazyTurkey x link
01/22/2010 17:16

Dear Mr. (or Mrs.) King Carl (or Carla),

I do humbly apologize for the delay in response to your extremely "fabulous!" comment. I was busy trying to pick out all the Swedes where I live, though I eventually realized that Marylandites share pretty much the same mental incompetence and retardation as my Swedish targets. I'm convinced that there are abnormally large Swedish midget "Jehovah's Witnesses" if you will, and that they have completely converted every person in this state to Swedenism. This of course would mean that the entire state needs to be purged from the world, so I am declaring a Holy War upon you Sir...or Ma'am, whichever you prefer, you dress-crossing motherlicker!

"May the butterfly flap twice before the dawn, for the dew cannot be licked from the pussywillow without first deflowering the sheep." Future war quote from The Great Avian War;a Chronicling

Disrespectfully,
x CrazyTurkey x

P.S. - I looooooove the soccer jersey. Everytime I wear it I imagine throwing flaming Swedish meatball grenades at Abba.

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