And so it begins again, for there can be no true end for that which is continuously beginneded! Yes, I have started writing my 2nd book in the TGAW series, "The Great Avian War;a Redundancy". For anyone who has read my previous work, you will notice a different style of writing to this one. Whereas TGAW;aC was narrated by an unseen presence, TGAW;aR is going to be comprised of short stories based on written movie spoofs. The first one up, "Bears on a Submarine", is a spoof of "Snakes on a Plane", which I decided was a completely non-scary premise. Trapped on a submarine, miles from any land or hope of rescue, how can you survive when you're trapped with "Bears on a Submarine: underwater, no one can hear you die!"?!
Redundancy, thy name is CrazyTurkey. I know, I've said this before, but this time I fucking mean it! I have just started finishing (Yeah, I said it. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?) Chapter 24 of TGAW;aC. A long time cumming, it has been, but I finally have the fucking motivation to do this. It's not like I'm getting paid for this shit, so deal with it!
Greetings once again, all you loyal (and unloyal) viewers! It has been quite a while since I updated the site, and I appreciate your patience (and your thoughtful hate mail. Some of you are so mean, it's sweet!) Just letting you all know I am still working on the book, I just got finished with my college class so I can devote more time to working on it. We are getting to the good stuff now, the final chapters are about to be set, with it all boiling down to one great battle. Who will come out on top? Will our heroes defeat the demented Swedish mad scientist, or will someone else intervene entirely? Can anyone stop the Nameless? All these questions and more will...possibly be answered. No promises jackasses! (:P)
*Keep reading the damn story!*
I have in my possession, and at your viewing discretion, a new postation of ocular masturbation. I speak of course of the newest addition to the website, the section which entails of my military gang, Team Hanta Virus (THV). I would of course ask that you view this and arm yourself with the useless knowledge it provides, benefiting you and yours naught but nonce. There will also be coming a special "Letter from the Editor" section, where I will be posting special shit that people around me apparently hold dear. Please be as discourteous as possible and refrain from saying hurtful things about the crap you read. Unless it's really funny. Or mean.
I'm happy to announce that we have added a new page to the site: The Wildebeest of Inutile Erudition! This is the dictionary for the story, so please visit it and arm yourself with the knowledge that you did not have previously. NEIN! DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRACHEN!
Yea, tread not upon thine enemies, but let thine enemies tread upon thee! For when the Great Watermelon rises from the ocean depths and delivers the Seeds of Injustice to the wicked, thou shalt be spared.
Four score and ten hours ago, before Rooster and I were born unto this world, we began a perilous journey to create this world you see not before you, but behind you. When finally the thoughts we had not yet thought were wrought to paper, or in essence, murdered trees, we had begun the sacrificing of your virgin minds to our non-existant volcano god.
x CrazyTurkey x
Everything you see before you lies within the recesses of our minds. Tread carefully, lest thee be sucked in and feasted upon by the terrible man-eating lily pads of our souls.
Shit from the past! (Coming to you from the future)