I have in my possession, and at your viewing discretion, a new postation of ocular masturbation. I speak of course of the newest addition to the website, the section which entails of my military gang, Team Hanta Virus (THV). I would of course ask that you view this and arm yourself with the useless knowledge it provides, benefiting you and yours naught but nonce. There will also be coming a special "Letter from the Editor" section, where I will be posting special shit that people around me apparently hold dear. Please be as discourteous as possible and refrain from saying hurtful things about the crap you read. Unless it's really funny. Or mean.