Yea, tread not upon thine enemies, but let thine enemies tread upon thee! For when the Great Watermelon rises from the ocean depths and delivers the Seeds of Injustice to the wicked, thou shalt be spared.
Delve not into the abyss of temptation, lest thee taste the bitter Rind of Banishment! The bitter sweet taste shall haunt thee for all eternity!
If thou art humble and of good heart however, mayhaps you will be blessed enough to partake of the juicy Flesh of Redemption! Follow the Golden Rule: "Do unto thine self what thou would have another do unto (or for!) thee!"